Stop squeezing your tits and fuck your neighbors, and let the neighbors keep staring

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

She didn't want to study music and seduced her tutor

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You're jerking off, and your girlfriend is so unfucked

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Did you think Lolly Lips was always getting laid in real life?

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

How fucking great it is to get drunk and fuck your beloved... Good morning

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex